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There's a reason I don't keep a diary; I don't really like the whole writing thing. I've always had a problem with short, choppy sentences.

Case and Point:
I don't like to write. I do like to read. That's why I take AP English. Blair is blogging right now.


Beautiful prose, yes? I am extremely eloquent, and eloquent people often use the word extremely. And very. And incredibly. Basically, I am the bane of my English teacher. He crafts these intricate sentences explaining how Hamlet's soliloquys examine subjectivity--"To be or not to be!" (Heeey, pretty long sentence!) Hamlet is a idiot and a coward. I don't like him.

Hamlet asks "To sleep?", and I say yes. Go sleep. Go home. Go away. And if you're aware of the metaphor--

GO DIE!
~Alice

P.S. I do see the value in reading Shakespeare. I just not a fan of Hamlet.